Reality Rant!

Happy Monday, Everybody... I hope you all had a good weekend.

So, I finally got a chance to watch the season premier of "Real Housewives of Atlanta"... Yipee!!! I was not disappointed AT ALL, this seems as though it's going to be a GREAT season. I just have one question... Why is Sheree having an "Independence Party"??? I mean we know you are happy to be "free" but, REALLY your new house barely accommodates you and the kids, and you're trying to have 50 plus people in the mix. This is all the makings of a disaster, now I ain't no hater but EVERY TIME Sheree throws a party something goes wrong. Think about on the season premier of last season she threw a Big B-Day Bash and there was a problem w/ the guest list, and let's not mention the "fabulous" fashion viewing... well, we all know what happened with that! I mean come one Sheree you're gon'a be broke in a few episodes b/c you know that you're ex-husband is NOT going to pay you those 7 figures, even if it was court ordered. Think about it he didn't pay the mortgage payments or the child support which were also BOTH court ordered. Now, I don't know what's going on in that brain of yours but let's leave Disney World and come back to the Real World, you know that one where you're Real Broke (RoFLoL)!!!! That's not my only problem w/ Sheree... Who trif'lin are you that you show up to a birthday party and not even know who it's for and then take a picture w/ the person like you knew all the time. Sheree you are so WHACK! I know this is supposed to be reality t.v. but clearly she has no clue of what reality is. The reality of the situation is you can fit your new house in the drive way of the old one. Now that I've got that one out of my system...

The new episode of Making his Band comes on tonight, everyone should be excited. I thought this season was going to be dumb but so far I'm liking what I'm seeing. I have a few MicCheck faves out of that I saw. I really digging the singer Charity, the girl has AMAZING; Kristopher, the drummer, the guy is a beast; Brockett, the keyboardist, his style is an amazing fusion of classical and jazz on top of the R&B! Now, I don't know how we are feeling about the "Jaila Stems" character. Don't get my wrong "her" vocal range, control and ability is top-notch but ummmmmm dude you look like a NFL 1st Round draft pick, wearing leggings and BUSTED weave. Kudos to Diddy for peeping game on "her". I about peed on myself laughing when Diddy said, "What's that in front of me? That's a man right". I have to agree w/ Diddy on the whole issue of the weave...I mean in the audition the weave was presentable but, by the time she got to the final audition she looked like she sat in someones beauty salon and said, to the hair stylist "Make me look like a fool, b/c I'm going to audition for 'Making his Band'".

Let's all Thank Jesus for Sunday because we are not Sheree or Jaila. I think that's enough to be thankful for. Thanks for tuning in, see ya next time! -MicCheck

I'm Back!!

Hey there all my faithful followers, how are y'all doing this wonderful Monday!?!?!? First things first, I would like to take this time out to thank ALL of my haters! You are the wind beneath my wings, and I would not be the guy I am today w/o you... so A big ups to EACH AND EVER ONE OF YOU, Keep up the good work. Now, let's get down to business, I have been gone for a while and a lot of things have gone on in pop culture since my last blog but I'm gon'a pick up in the present. I may go back and touch on the past but let's get on this "Last Train to Paris". So the new season of Making the Band starts 2nite (Yay, we're excited) and it is called "Making His Band". Seriously did you think that Diddy would let it die like every other band he's made, well think again my friend. I applaud his resilience in the whole thing but I think the guy should just be happy w/ Sean John and I Am King. The whole season might be good but I'm really only going to watch it for the "extra-ness", you already know there will be a whole heap of that going on. Even though I know I'm saying this in vain I hope we don't have to see the ever present Dawn. She looked a HOT MESS on the BET Awards... and quite frankly I'm ready for some one to throw her under the "Last Train to Paris". I know y'all like Dawn and all but I think she is just doing way too much.

And another thing... Why does "Octa-Mom" get a reality show??? I'm still healing from Jon and Kate with their twisted fate (got that from TV Channel). Clearly reality t.v. makers don't have anyone who matters to follower around. I'm going to start my own reality show, I'm going to walk around with a camera and just be extra and maybe I'll get a reality show deal like Meagan (from Rock of Love) or New York. I can be just as extra as those gurls. Octa-Mom doesn't need a Reality show... the chick needs a Food stamp card and section 8 so she and all of her 52 kids can get out of her mom's house. We all knew one of the main reasons she had those children was so she could get on someones T.V. show. Don't you think it's weird that no one has publicly given her a house, car, job, scholarship (for those kids)... you'd think the chick would get the picture but maybe if this show FLOPS she'll get the point, WE DON'T LIKE YOU, FREE LOADER!!!!

So when all is said and done I think we should Thank Jesus for Sundays so Diddy can repent for not knowing when to say when. Let's not forget the creators of this Octa-Mom reality show b/c they need to not only repent but turn from the WICKED-ness that is this whole situation!!!

Thanks for tuning in and be on the look out for my V-Logs... Coming soon to a Computer near you!!!! -MicCheck

Okay so I was watching the Real World Brooklyn and they had Waffle Crisps! I've been wanting some WC for the LONGEST time and they don't sell it here ((in stores that is)).

But anywho.....

So it's been a while since I wrote something, but I have a pretty good topic, or at least to me. Why do the people that we try to be nice to and give a hand up always give you their butts to kiss???? I'm so sick of trif'lin people; u want ot be all in my face when it's convenient for you, but when I need you you're not available. I hate it when people have you thinking that you are really getting a different side of them and you're really not. Your raggedy behind can't do anything to benefit me unless there is also a golden ring in the deal for you too. I'm so sick of people that use you to get a foot up and then forget who helped them get there. I have a challenge for everyone that reads this the next time you have someone to use you for their convenience PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE and/or PUT THEM ON BLAST for me!!!! Love You All... oh yeah T.I.: The Reckoning comes on Tuesday April 7, 2009 the day after my 21st birthday and the day that Jennifer Hudsons brother-in-law may get out of jail. I hope he gets me a gift!!!! lol! Good Night, until next time!

... And the DRAMA continues!!!

CAUTION: IF YOU ARE A HUGE DAWN OR QUE FAN PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS IS MY BLOG AND MY OPINIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's a problem w/ Day 26! There's a problem w/ Day 26! Contrary to popular belief the problem isn't lack of communication nor is it a personality problem. Many people think it's an internal problem but it's not; the problem is not Rob, Will, Brian, Mike or (completely) Que, it's DAWN!!! Many people think Day 26 can't get along because their 5 different people and personalities but that's not the deal, at all. In most cases I would tear into Que and just let him have it but, after watching Making The Band (MTB) 3 times I've come to the conclusion that he is not solely to blame. Dawn has got'n into Que head and somehow made him think he's hotter than he is. Don't get me wrong the guy has talent BUT..... you aren't that hottest thing since lava, you're replaceable!!! In the beginning of the season that chick was all about the grind but now she's all about camera time. I'ma need Dawn to take a hint from Aundrea and go home and leave Day 26 ALONE!!! She's constantly boosting Que up to think his group is against him and that is clearly not the case. She's encouraging him to leave the studio and go to dance class, NEW FLASH IDIOT, if you don't finish the album you won't have a song to dance to b/c you'll be back home working @ McDonalds. No one really wanted to say it but if Day 26 is going to make it Dawn has to GO, NOW!!!!! Think about it, when they were on tour and didn't have too much time alone and to themselves we didn't have this problem, but now that they've become stationary she can take him out to dinner, a movie, nightcap and then corrupt him with pillow talk, he thiks the world is try'na hate on him. The guy is clearly sprung right now, Dawn could tell Que the sky is falling and the dumby would duck. The fact that Que got jumped is just justice to his group members b/c they can't bust him in the mouth like they want to. I really have a new found respect for his band mates b/c they care enough to sit him down and try to reason with him. The only problem with this is by the time they get to him Dawn has already planted some bullcrap in him head. Like last night on the show she was talking mess about how shady the whole meeting w/ mom was got him pissed off and then was like "Babe, don't flip out and get upset", Yeah Right Dawn, a little too late for that dontcha thing. I just want to know this, why does dude think everybody is jealous of him. Nigga, you ain't all that b/c you can be replaced. Everybody was trying to walk on eggshells and dance around the problem but in response to Que's jealousy remake I would've told him how sprung he is. I don't know what Dawn is doing to him but it has him so messed up that he can't connect with reality anymore. I just need Que to get over hisself and his (extra) girlfriend! Oh and if anyone would like to contact me about what was said please do so b/c I stick by what I say MrMicCheck.AU@gmail.com!!! Have a Great Spring Break!!!!


All being said let's Thank Jesus for Sundays so Que and Dawn can repent for being stuck-up, extra, whack, sprung and overly emotional!

This Just In....

So I just caught wind that Jennifer Hudson's ex-brother-in-law will be released from prison soon. Now weather it was due to good behavior, over-crowding or something like that I don't know yet but his tentative release date is April 7, 2009... ain't this a blip the day afet my birthday! Well if he does get out I hope he minds his manners and leave those people alone! I just can't imagine him killing Jennifer Hudson, that voice is AMAZING, but as the story unfolds I'll keep u posted!!!

Now let's Thank Jesus for Sunday so we can pray this crazy, gunman does not have any sideways motives and plans for after he's released!!!

T.I.'s Road to Redemption

Good Afternoon Everyone!!! So by now you all should know about T.I. and his current "situation". I, for one, am totally for him doing what he has to do in order to soften the blow on him and his family. There are many people out the that are bad-mouthing him and his reality show saying that it's only so he can look good in court. Well DUH dork, he clearly said that by doing this community service project/reality show he'd get a lesser sentence. I personally think what he is doing is great but I have one question.... exactly which gang do I need to join to get on the show??? I mean yes he is doing this so they don't put him away for 100 Million years but, DANG dude gives some great "stay-out-of-trouble" gifts. The first little nappy head boy got acting classes, when I thought a simple comb or hair cut would suffice. Another one of the boys got over $500 in Publix gift cards, and a chance at an internship with Grand Hustle Records Inc. The one that I'm the most is the girl that "joined a gang", stopped talking to her mom and helping out at the restaurant then she gets a Apple Notebook and a digital camera. Maybe if I stopped talking to my Grampy ((yeah i said "Grampy", And... Do something)) stopped brushing my hair and put together some lame freestyle then maybe I can get on the show; what do you think??? On the serious tip though, T.I. has seemed to turn over a new leaf but that could be until they lessen these charges. We ain't even mad at the playa though, sometimes you got'a do what you got'a do. One thing I'ma need T.I. to handle, his UGLY, GHETTO baby's mama, Tameka "Tiny". I mean I know homegirl wants to "keep it real" but.... That weave she be wearing w/ the 3 different colors is a HOTT MESS. I mean you already look like Kermit the frog so a simple hair do would maybe down-play the ugliness of your entire being. That weave has gotten worse as the series progress and now I'm just praying that she stays out of the camera FOREVER. I love my people but this chick needs to join a gang, get on the show and maybe T.I. would buy her a new weave, b/c he clearly doesn't think she's "at-risk" enough. I know you may not like it but hey that's the way the weaves falls.

Okay so let's sum it up... Thank Jesus for Sundays so T.I. can repent for spending money on at-risk teens and not on his baby mama. Also, Thank Jesus for Sundays so Tiny can repent for not being at-risk enough to get a new weave!

Thank you all so much for reading and supporting my blog, I Love You All.

-Mr. MicCheck

The Whack-ness!!!

This is my first blog, EVER, so I'm just getting my feet wet! I have been known to be blunt and I have a lot of things to say all the time, so why not let EVERYONE know how I feel. Let's start out with intros, shall we... My name is Jarard but I go by MicCheck ((hence the blog name)) I'm 20 and I LOVE music and singing. I want to be a Music Teacher and/or a Vocal Coach one day but until then, I think I'll just grace the world w/ the things in my head. I have a lot of things on my mind and I just have to share them w/ the world. Okay so I'm going to start out with Making the Band.... here goes nothing!!!

Disclaimer: If you're a HUGE Day 26 fan you may want to proceed w/ caution!


Why must Qwanell be so whack??? I mean don't get me wrong the guy has MAD SKILLZ but... his attitude is really "Diva". I mean dude should have been casted in the video for Beyonce or should I say "Sasha Fierce" b/c he is ridiculous. I almost pissed on myself when he started rolling his neck and poking his lips out at Willie; Willie should've punched him in the face! I had flashbacks of the little girls I went to elementary school with, can we say "Suspect"!?! I have begun to really dislike Que all because of his attitude, but I don't think it's entirely his fault. Dawn has been up his butt so much that it's a shame. I have never seen a chick kiss up to a guy so much in all my life. What I want to know it... why are still all in the camera??? What you need to do is get on your grind and find some more group members!!! She is the one of the main reasons why there are some many problems w/ Day 26 b/c she's always try'na give Que advice. Granted some of the things she say have merit sometimes I'm just like, "Didn't your group just break up, u can't give NOBODY advice; truth be told you should be seeking advice". I mean one of the main reasons Danity Kane broke up is b/c Dawn was CLEARLY the "Diddy Fave". What really gets me is the fact that on the first c.d. she couldn't sing anything but "whoo, whoo", and now she's on “The Last Train to Paris”; I honestly think she should be under it! I think there is something fishy about that! And Donnie is so disposable, what artist doesn't know how to network w/ his fans????? I think Donnie should be dropped, like….. YESTERDAY!!!!! He doesn't know how to hold a 3 second conversation w/ a fan that comes backstage to see his WHACK butt, and on top of that they didn't even have a poster for the poor child. I just have a problem with WHACK people; especially WHACK people w/ recording contracts. Oh Yeah, and why does everybody claim to be so "broke" but EVERY episode they're turning up the bottle. Where is all this money that you allegedly "don't have" coming from??? This is probably the most backwards thing I've ever seen in my life. I mean you're all tears about your home "situation" then your rolling your neck and fighting about you "Broke-ness" then you go out to dinner and eat a FULL MEAL and whine about how "Broke" you are. I know why you're so "broke" it's because you stay in somebody's restaurant, club, liquor store etc... take your butt home and cook and you won't have that problem. Had you not spent all your money on those HIDEODEROUS hats, Gucci backpack, Ridiculous Boots and Mac Book Pros you'd have some money! Come guys, you have to do better than this. Since you're back in the studio maybe y'all won't be so WHACK and LAME, at least for the time being. Now I know some of you will not like the things said today but this is honestly how I feel and I almost don't care but if you find it necessary to contact me please do so! Well folks this has been a great ride and I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. So, until next time, Don't worry about how much you’re on everybody’s mind & tongue, as long as your there you'll never turn up missing. So thank all your hater b/c they're keep you alive!!!

Next Time We'll Talk About: T.I. and how he’s try’na stay out of prison!!!

After everything said today... Thank Jesus for Sunday, so we ((Day 26, Donnie, Danity Kane, Diddy)) can repent for our "WHACK-ness"!!!!